Post by thebowlerhatfroggy on Jun 15, 2022 12:52:34 GMT -7
Uber Rap Battles Of Cartoons #1 - Homer Simpson Vs Peter Griffin
Peter:
Peter Griffin’s here to tear apart this flabby marshmallow
You’re such a coward even your own creator draws you yellow
It’s clear I’m the best family guy, this isn’t even fair
My popularity is bigger than your wife’s blue hair
I’m named after a creature while your whole show’s a bluff
So go back to Disney and drink a load of duff
Now it’s time for Peter the Great to end this bozo’s whole show
Sorry Homie, you can’t do anything except say ‘D’oh!’
Homer:
The on,y jokes you’ll ever have are about sex and masturbation
You’re only packing beef in your stomach, while I’m Matt’s greatest creation
You’re the incredible dick, just like your dog
And he’s also incredibly fat, best lay off the hotdogs
Your show’s downright boring, it makes my eyes ache
So I’m gonna choke you out like how you choked on a rice cake!
Shouldn’t of stepped to me Pete, cause this battle’s in the bag
Because you and your show are less memorable than a cutaway gag!
Peter:
Alright Homer, you’ve gone too far
I’ll come to Springfield, kick your ass and leave you lying in Moe’s bar
You’re extremely abusive to your Lisa and Bart
So it’s time I freak you out more than a robbery at your Kwik - E - Mart
I’m the family guy, Homer, can’t beat me, you fuckhead
And let’s talk about your wife: Last nightmare she was in my bed
No one loves you Homer, That’s something you have to get
And this battle is done, I smoked you like a cigarette
Homer:
No one likes your show these days, it’s just downright forgettable
And hell, McFarlene making your show was clearly quite regrettable
My show’s leagues above yours, that’s the only thing true
Let’s not forget: in this Family, the dog’s got the highest IQ!
Your shows gotten a lot worse lately, but between us,
The amount of fans you have these days are smaller than your penis!
So stick to battling chickens, cause I bet you in this fight
So add Peter’s loss to the list of predictions we’ve gotten right!
Peter:
Peter Griffin’s here to tear apart this flabby marshmallow
You’re such a coward even your own creator draws you yellow
It’s clear I’m the best family guy, this isn’t even fair
My popularity is bigger than your wife’s blue hair
I’m named after a creature while your whole show’s a bluff
So go back to Disney and drink a load of duff
Now it’s time for Peter the Great to end this bozo’s whole show
Sorry Homie, you can’t do anything except say ‘D’oh!’
Homer:
The on,y jokes you’ll ever have are about sex and masturbation
You’re only packing beef in your stomach, while I’m Matt’s greatest creation
You’re the incredible dick, just like your dog
And he’s also incredibly fat, best lay off the hotdogs
Your show’s downright boring, it makes my eyes ache
So I’m gonna choke you out like how you choked on a rice cake!
Shouldn’t of stepped to me Pete, cause this battle’s in the bag
Because you and your show are less memorable than a cutaway gag!
Peter:
Alright Homer, you’ve gone too far
I’ll come to Springfield, kick your ass and leave you lying in Moe’s bar
You’re extremely abusive to your Lisa and Bart
So it’s time I freak you out more than a robbery at your Kwik - E - Mart
I’m the family guy, Homer, can’t beat me, you fuckhead
And let’s talk about your wife: Last nightmare she was in my bed
No one loves you Homer, That’s something you have to get
And this battle is done, I smoked you like a cigarette
Homer:
No one likes your show these days, it’s just downright forgettable
And hell, McFarlene making your show was clearly quite regrettable
My show’s leagues above yours, that’s the only thing true
Let’s not forget: in this Family, the dog’s got the highest IQ!
Your shows gotten a lot worse lately, but between us,
The amount of fans you have these days are smaller than your penis!
So stick to battling chickens, cause I bet you in this fight
So add Peter’s loss to the list of predictions we’ve gotten right!